flaqua: i love my favorite band members so much that i don’t even want to have sex with them i respect them too much i want to respect them all night i want to respect them up against a wall
My New Year's Eve/Day Plans
-Rent Movies -Eat Chinese Food -Watch said rented movies with my mom -Watch the Ball Drop -Go see Sherlock Holmes with my mom
looselipssinksh1ps: therandomtracks: Death Cab...
When you see your friend and their crush together
Anonymous asked: Not Reid?
Anonymous asked: who's your favorite criminal minds character and why?
Friend: Hey, we're going to the movies next weekend, you wanna go?
Me: Sorry, can't. Revelations is on again and Reid needs me.
Me: I can't leave him by himself.
Friend: Oh, god, you're not joking.
Me: I'll text you later, bro, Emily's about to kick ass.
Friend: Why the hell do I even talk to you.
Some people have major staring problems.
TV: It's nine o'clock on a Friday night. Do you know where your child is?
Mom: Yeah, she's on the couch, where she always is. I don't actually think she can leave. She could be paralyzed from the waist down, and I wouldn't know.
Anonymous asked: BUT YOUR SO PRETTY!
Anonymous asked: oh my god. if you cant get a boyfriend, what hope do people like me have?
I've decided to just die alone, because fictional...