What is your Royal Wedding guest name? Start with...
nicksays-: speedygonzaliz: iamsammm: elfyy: alongcamepolly: nelsoncuntz: jackjars: cuntdstryr: Lord Władysław Clyde-Aldborough Lord Jack Woody-wood Lady Peg Candy-Sunnyside Imogen would be Lady Hazel Jack-Beaconsfield and I’d be Lady Dorothy Casper-Fisherwick Lady Anne Arty-St.Ives….. i don’t like it :((( Lord George Charles Montague FUCK YEAH. Lady Ethel...
I live in Spain. WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
In the hallways at school
amongthefamouslivingdead: ruxashere: You have… The popular girls: The popular guys: The sluts: The pervs: The nerds: The guidos: The stoners: That awkward PDA couple: That guy that really doesn’t want to be late for class: The socially awkward kids: That kid wit da swag: That gurl that’s just straight up fabulous: And then there’s me: had to reblog. ...
Dear Mrs. Murray,
Thanks for my life, ma’am. I needed help with it. Love, James.
When J.K. Rowling finished to write the first...
Google Translate and Tom Riddle’s Diary are my best friends.
get your dirty pirate ass online, I need to speak with you.
Best Discovery Ever Made
The next person that says: “What are you inferring?”, when I’m implying that they’re stupid, is gonna get bitch slapped.
So after weeks of you never being online, I decided to go to bed because you, again, wouldn’t be on. Of course, this morning, I find a message saying: “Fuck, I missed you by like ten minutes.” And again, I must say, Fuck you Time Zones and Fuck you Atlantic Ocean.
"Self improvement is masturbation."
The I ♥ DUBSTEP Kid: All you fucks who piss on... →
nicksays-: They’re not based on just physical intimacy You have nothing but your conversations to get to know one another Because of this you end up with a much stronger emotional connection Knowing each other inside and out It’s a lot deeper than most understand It works for some, it doesn’t work for…
Laina- “I wonder what would happen if I just told my mom ‘if you don’t take me there. i will either go insane, kill myself, or run away and prolly end up homeless. you can’t stop me, dont pretend you can. so yeah. do that.’ ” James- “She’d lock you in your room, put bars on your window, and you’d have to wait for me, Amanda, Mo, and Jase to...
Prince Harry and the Half-Bald Prince