April 2011
What is your Royal Wedding guest name? Start with...
nicksays-:
speedygonzaliz:
iamsammm:
elfyy:
alongcamepolly:
nelsoncuntz:
jackjars:
cuntdstryr:
Lord Władysław Clyde-Aldborough
Lord Jack Woody-wood
Lady Peg Candy-Sunnyside
Imogen would be Lady Hazel Jack-Beaconsfield
and I’d be Lady Dorothy Casper-Fisherwick
Lady Anne Arty-St.Ives….. i don’t like it :(((
Lord George Charles Montague FUCK YEAH.
Lady Ethel...
Holy Shit,
I live in Spain.
WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
In the hallways at school
amongthefamouslivingdead:
ruxashere:
You have…
The popular girls:
The popular guys:
The sluts:
The pervs:
The nerds:
The guidos:
The stoners:
That awkward PDA couple:
That guy that really doesn’t want to be late for class:
The socially awkward kids:
That kid wit da swag:
That gurl that’s just straight up fabulous:
And then there’s me:
had to reblog.
...
Dear Mrs. Murray,
Thanks for my life, ma’am. I needed help with it.
Love, James.
When J.K. Rowling finished to write the first...
Google Translate and Tom Riddle’s Diary are my best friends.
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Dear Laina,
get your dirty pirate ass online, I need to speak with you.
2 tags
Best Discovery Ever Made
The next person that says: “What are you inferring?”, when I’m implying that they’re stupid, is gonna get bitch slapped.
So after weeks of you never being online, I decided to go to bed because you, again, wouldn’t be on.
Of course, this morning, I find a message saying: “Fuck, I missed you by like ten minutes.”
And again, I must say,
Fuck you Time Zones and Fuck you Atlantic Ocean.
"Self improvement is masturbation."
The I ♥ DUBSTEP Kid: All you fucks who piss on... →
nicksays-:
They’re not based on just physical intimacy
You have nothing but your conversations to get to know one another
Because of this you end up with a much stronger emotional connection
Knowing each other inside and out
It’s a lot deeper than most understand
It works for some, it doesn’t work for…
Laina- “I wonder what would happen if I just told my mom ‘if you don’t take me there. i will either go insane, kill myself, or run away and prolly end up homeless. you can’t stop me, dont pretend you can. so yeah. do that.’ ”
James- “She’d lock you in your room, put bars on your window, and you’d have to wait for me, Amanda, Mo, and Jase to...
Prince Harry and the Half-Bald Prince
britishguysrock:
