Hermione Granger: Ron ditches me and Harry? I'll just continue looking for horcruxes and beat the shit out of him when he gets back.
Katniss Everdeen: Who needs a bro to protect them? I take care of my own damn self. Bitch, Peeta needs me to save his bitch ass.
Ginny Weasley: Harry breaks up with me? Bitch, please, I'll keep running the DA and steal that dick a sword.
Bella Swan: Edward leaves? I'll just lay here depressed and unmoving, closing myself off from my friends.
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