thechildrensplace: tomlinsarse: i’m about to cry my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches then he started to cry and ran off and...
mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou: How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus just how
kardashitans: what if i bought a cactus and carried it around and just whacked everyone who pisses me off with the cactus
masterassassino: Fandoms are a lot like English teachers, they read into the story so much that they come up with logical things that the writer never even realised.
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
iboughtafuckinggateau: Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups? they’re like you’re burning us alive our insides are melting hELP US
"Hey, what's today?"
History Teacher: He had all these huge ships...
Me: Oh my god, so do I.
Me: Oh... you meant like boats.