August 2012
rnax:
rnax:
me seductively whispering...
aquus:
fool me once shame on you fool me twice you’re an asshole stop doing that
clavid:
apparently i’m a slave 4 u is not an appropriate song to put on a powerpoint about the 13th amendment
kanyewesticle:
dracomafloy:
louisdelgay:
if you are a lil unsure about your outfit just remember rupert grint went to his first premiere wearing this
#i dont know i think emma’s was worse
fashion
megagirl:
it’s spherical
SPHERICAL
canieatthisshit:
polterpastry:
gladosisbestpony:
Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, starring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber
Sponsored by Crocs
and internet explorer
ohmissgranger:
imaslytherinbitch:
just a friendly reminder that this guy
is actually this guy
popeyeschicken:
do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself
people everywhere: fuck those bands you listen to
me: what do you think im trying to do
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but...
July 2012
8 tags
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
conceptalbumsandhorses:
tomorrow is august
sherlielocks:
seafiish:
fiyhi:
spyrasha:
mpregbert:
people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord
ive stepped on a nail excuse you
i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that
i once killed a man
cumplane:
imagine walking down the street one day and someone walks by you and whispers your url in your ear and you turn around and they’re gone
randomstuff134:
benelocksherbatch:
...
tahnoscheeks:
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
edwad:
i dont say “no” to drugs
i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
