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(Source: diamondsandtigerbolts)

witstream:

DROP EVERYTHING: there’s a new Anchorman 2 trailer.

(Source: valiantenigma)

lilbunnygirl:

*gives you a lap dance for curly fries*

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(Source: so-simples)

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emoangel420:

I’m naming my dick “Long Island” because it looks weird and everyone who’s ever been there hates it.

shana-skydancer:

Chandler and Monica ♥ {

shana-skydancer:

Chandler and Monica 

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.