A Murdering Pedophile Paints Clowns

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crapatmyparentshouse:

Because we should all have a little Christ in us. 

From Lis, the submitter: My friend’s 78 year old grandfather passed away and while cleaning out his house she found this ceramic penis/Jesus Christ statue in the freezer. She gifted it to me last weekend while our families were camping together. Needless to say we had lots of fun making up reasons why it says “Mom” on the bottom.

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    WHY was it in the freezer?

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